Drink forward, Fall backward...

Undeterred by our admonition against noon Saturday starts, the schedulers have upped the ante and announced the Cards' regular season finale at 11:00AM, the Friday after Thanksgiving. Touche, anonymous schedulers, touche. Heretofore, I did not know such an AM start was possible. Clever, but futile. There is no hour too early, no law is existence, no cultural meme too sacred, to keep me from protesting this abomination of a start time to the full extent of my liver's capability. That's not a threat. That's a promise.